What if there were no hypothetical questions? Funny T Shirt-T-Shirt

Solid colors: 100% Cotton; Heather Grey: 90% Cotton, 10% Polyester; All Other Heathers: 65% Cotton, 35% Polyester, Imported, Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat, Works as serious or silly, depending on mood — perfect gift tshirt for the contrarian, provocateur, or thinker who enjoys making smiles and starting conversations. Distressed, aged look, Use sizing charts to determine best fit, consider sizing up if a looser-fitting teeshirt is preferred, Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem